Committee of the Void - 2025 Agenda

Established in 2022, the Committee of the Void has been tasked with finding new uses for abandoned IKEA instruction manuals.

The Committee consists of 5 esteemed members:

• Chairperson: Professor B. Lamebrain
• Member: Dr. P. Unimportant
• Member: Lord V. Unrelevent
• Member: The Honorable C. Nothing-to-Do
• Member: Sir L. Pointless

Agenda Items

• 1.1 - Creating a Physical Keystone Architectural Achievement using only 3D printed paper clips and a microwave
• 2.1 - Invention of a new Language based on Puns
• 3.1 - Constructing a Bridge out of Dry Erasers

Meetings will be held every Tuesday at precisely 3:14 PM in the conference room with a view of the parking lot.

Refreshments will be provided by the Committee's Secretary, who has been tasked with making 5000 identical copies of the same mediocre PowerPoint presentation.

Questions? Contact the Secretary